By email to Cambridge University Boat Club President with subject line: Concrete pontoon flooded last night
But Teddy Bear survived with a wet backside. Removing the Pirate Flag, the jolly roger, jeapodised Ted. The flag pole was extra security if aryldite fur to concrete failed. I have wired him down and he is now flying improvised CUBC Surrender flag. Please use your brains. If you remove the little white flag please leave the stick for it is saving Ted from disappearing into Ouse.
Note properly light blue nose. High time Cambridge got over the mistaken pot of green paint and restored Light Blue as blade colours.
Also get over recruiting 2000m international athletes brainwashed to have no understanding of natural waterways. No wonder there were no objections from a class of rowers whose closed sport requires environmentally destructive multi million pound rowing ponds which ensure that poor countries cannot compete.
Boatrace requires long distances on the river. 2000m style erging sessions little application.
What is maximum pressure? Impossible to define mentally. Hence four stroke cycle application. 4th stroke is Max.
Your reputation for appalling arrogance is with everyone I speak to. Refusing photo session with excellent Cam News photographer.
Store your boats in Ely. Remove rowing machines. Row.
And use all of budget on insane boathouse carpark! Gym to restore riverbank.
And make public announcement asap
Who got the kickbacks? How were councillors bribed? Resignations must follow.